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IN CASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN...   KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO (maybe)
(courtesy of:
DebbieBF@aol.com )


  Alabama -   Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.

  Alaska -   11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

  Arizona -   But It's A Dry Heat.

  Arkansas -   Literacy Ain't Everything.

  California -   By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

  Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

  Connecticut -   Like Massachusetts ...Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

  Delaware -   We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

  Florida -   Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

  Georgia -   We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist.

  Hawaii -   Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
  (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

  Idaho -   More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

  Illinois -   Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

  Indiana -   2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

  Iowa -   We Do Amazing Things With Corn

  Kansas -   First Of The Rectangle States

  Kentucky -   Five Million People; Eight Last Names

  Louisiana -   We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

  Maine -   We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

  Maryland -   If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

  Massachusetts -   Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's  (Most Tax Brackets)

  Michigan -   First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

  Minnesota -   10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

  Mississippi -   Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

  Missouri -   Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

  Montana -   Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Survivalists , Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.

  Nebraska -   Ask About Our State Motto Contest

  Nevada -   Hookers and Poker!

  New Hampshire -   Go Away And Leave Us Alone

  New Jersey -   You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

  New Mexico -   Lizards Make Excellent Pets

  New York -   You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

  North Carolina -   Tobacco Is A Vegetable

  North Dakota -   We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

  Ohio -   At Least We're Not Michigan

  Oklahoma -   Like The Play, But No Singing

  Oregon -   See Montana's Motto, but without the Big Sky.

  Pennsylvania -   Cook With Coal

  Rhode Island -   We're Not REALLY An Island

  South Carolina -   Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

  South Dakota -   Closer Than North Dakota

  Tennessee -   The Edyoocashun State

  Texas -   Si, Hablo Ingles

  Utah -   Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

  Vermont -   Yep

  Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

  Washington : We Have More Rain Than You Do

  Washington , D.C. :   Wanna Be Mayor ?

  West Virginia :   One Big Happy Family...Really!

  Wisconsin :   Come Cut The Cheese

  Wyoming : Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss