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50 Actual Newspaper Headlines - (Collected by actual journalists)

> 1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> 3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
> 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
> 5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
> 6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
> 7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> 8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> 9. Stud Tires Out
> 10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
> 11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> 12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
> 13. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
> 14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
> 15. Eye Drops off Shelf
> 16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 17. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
> 18. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
> 19. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
> 20. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
> 21. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
> 22. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> 23. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> 24. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
> 25. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
> 26. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
> 27. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
> 28. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
> 29. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
> 30. War Dims Hope for Peace
> 31. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
> 32. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> 33. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> 34. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
> 35. Deer Kill 17,000
> 36. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
> 37. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
> 38. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> 39. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> 40. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> 41. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
> 42. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
> 43. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
> 44. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
> 45. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
> 46. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> 47. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
> 48. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
> 49. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
> 50. Air Head Fired

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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