According to the International Educator, these are reported to be signs in English collected by airline employees in their travels.

• Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk. If you lose them in your room, we are not responsible."
  
  
• Bangkok dry cleaners: "Drop your trousers here for best results."
  
  
• Rhodes, Greece, tailor shop: "Order your summer suit. Because of the big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
  
  
• Rome laundry: "Ladies, please leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."
  
  
• Japanese hotel: "Cold and Heat: If you want to condition the warm in your room, please control yourself."
  
  
• Copenhagen airline: "We take your bags and send them in all directions."
  
  
• Moscow hotel: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."