10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do.  I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of!  Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett?  Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem.  What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."